glimmer, stop trying to make glato happen.
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The Sun: "It would take days to read Harry Styles’ little black book".
Me: BUT BITCHES I BET IT WOULDN'T TAKE TWO FOR ME TO FLY OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY AND FIND YOUR LAME ASSES AND GIVE YOU A GOOD HARD BEATING AROUND THE HEAD TO SEE IF YOUR BRAINS WILL MAYBE FOCUS ON ANYTHING ELSE BUT YOUR POCKET AND YOU REALISE THAT IT IS JUST NOT RIGHT TO PUBLISH SHIT LIKE THIS ABOUT HARRY EDWARD STYLES ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE TO EVER WALK THIS FUCKED UP PLANET I WILL CUT YOU BITCHES WAKE THE FUCK UP AM I FUCKING CLEAR OR DO I NEED TO DRAW IT AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR BUTTS LIKE FUCK YOU SORRY I'M NOT SORRY
in this part i was like “SHIT DON’T FALL”
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you know this song.
I just sang this entire song out loud….my roommates stared…
may or may not have been jamming out to this on my way home earlier today.
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no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
When I drop food on the floor.
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friends are like balloons
if you stab them they die
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